Yeah you've eaten salad, you've eaten quiche (keesh for those dunder-headed numb-skulls who can't spell). Well for the real men who aren't afraid of their wussy-pecks I say we put the kabash on that real quick.
We got Grade A Scum Suckin Weiner Dogs!
Dougs Dirty Dogs was actually inspired by late night pillow talk with my Russian mailorder bride, Sweatlanna. We were discussing the exact makeup of the large hairy mole between her eyes when geneous struck. Dang if that mole didn't look just like a burnt hairy hot dog.
Just after getting her green-card Sweatlanna was sadly gone. However Dougs Dirty Dogs was born, and really there's a little Sweatlanna in every dog we serve.
SO Dig-in, bite off more than you can chew, and POOM! You'll never eat another dog as long as you live
